I invited Jill and Pam to watch Insidious: Chapter 2. I was pretty impressed with the producers of the film. It hasn’t been what, 6 months, and yet, they already have a sequel? Awesome.
Me: “Ang galing no? May sequel na agad.”
Me: “Although ba’t si Rose Byrne na yung nasa cast. Di ba yung last time si Vera something?”
Pam: “Si Rose naman talaga original ah?”
Me: “Nooooo! Replacement na lang yata sya. Si Vera yung original.”
Pam: “Huh? Si Rose yung dati.”
Me: “No, si Vera…”
Pam: “Si Rose!”
Repeat 10 times.
You mean Insidious is not the sequel to The Conjuring? Patrick Wilson, this is all your fault.
And the clincher: I didn’t see the first Insidious.
Still, I liked the film and I like Patrick Wilson.
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Pam: Five stars yung rating mo for We’re the Millers, pero yung This is the End, 3 stars?!”
Me: Nakatulog kaya ako sa TITE. (Well no, I didn’t actually say this. Katamad lang mag-type.)
Pam: That is your fault, not the producers’. (Yes, umi-English.)
Me: Ang funny kaya nung The Millers. I don’t think I’ve found anything that crass funny ever. (Umi-English din.)
Pam: Oo nga, ang funny!
Jill: Yung balls, lol! *actual lol-ing*
Me: True, tapos yung striptease scene, lololol!
Tatin, Giff: Lolololol!
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This is the End – 7/10
Insidious: Chapter 2 – 8/10
We’re the Millers – 9/10